im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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