I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
last night I used snow as a chaser
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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