You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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