"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
We don't watch enough power rangers
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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