I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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