hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
ugly people sure do ruin things
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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