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she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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