He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
