just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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