she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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