she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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