i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
