I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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