You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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