Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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