it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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