I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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