didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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