Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
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