sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize