Porn is love you can see.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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