She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
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