i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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