I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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