You work out of a Hotel?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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