I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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