quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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