If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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