I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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