I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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