how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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