i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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