I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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