Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
We got so high we made milksteak
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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