i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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