So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
please come you make the beer taste better
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
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