don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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