that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Randomize
