TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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