I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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