Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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