I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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