I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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