In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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