I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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