sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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