oh god the rape fog is back!
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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