thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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