I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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