im gay
i know
yea but for you.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
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