I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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