I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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