His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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