Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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