Nicole vs. Life
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
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