Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
vagina is talking i cant
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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